How do pharmaceutical companies evaluate the effectiveness of a laxative?

By measuring its defficacy

There was a study to show the effectiveness of jackhammers.

It was ground-breaking.

statistics of birth control effectiveness

Condoms = 99%

birth control pills =99%

My tinder profile = 100%

An amputee is taking part in a discussion on the effectiveness of gloves

On one hand, they are good for cold weather.

On the other, they don't really help.

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TIL that McDonald's and police use the same training material.

It's a 5 step de-escalation procedure. You know, a kind that some corporate HR would come up. Ones with corny, forced acronyms. But this one actually works pretty well:

1. Believe
2. Listen
3. Apologize
4. Satisfy
5. Thank the customer

So when a customer gets all pissy abou...

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