What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo Bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face

What's the difference between a potato and a chickpea?

I've never paid to watch a potato.

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What's the difference between Black Eyed Peas and Chickpeas?

Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song and Chickpeas can only Hummus one.

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I went to the doctors and said I can only get sexualy stimulated by chickpeas and garlic

He said "don't worry, you're just humous-sexual"

What’s the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I didn’t drill a hole in the bathroom wall to see a lentil.

A professor finds a cure for cancer right before falling into a vat of chickpea dip and dying

He was awarded post-hummous-ly

A chickpea got called to a murder scene

It was a hummucide

Everybody says that garbanzo beans and chickpeas are the same thing.

But I've never paid $25 to have a garbanzo bean on my chest.

This is pretty tame for me, but i can see how it might offend some, hence the NSFW tag.

What did the chickpea say when it got sick?

I falafel.

I just killed a clan of chickpeas

It was a total hummuside

I don’t understand how some people eat so many chickpeas.

I’d falafel.

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What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

It's no use going to Pornhub to watch a hot garbanzo bean.

whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

donald trump has never had a garbanzo bean on his face.

i always manage to locate the best chickpeas, wherever i go...

my friends often tell me ive a great sense of hummus.

How do make a chickpea soup?

You can’t. The closest you can hope for is for her to have diarrhea.

Did you hear about the family of chickpeas that were killed while eating dinner last night?

It was ruled a hummicide.

Someone died eating chickpea dip...

It was ruled a hummuscide.

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I’m sexually attracted to mashed chickpeas

I’m a hummussexual

They're having a real problem with unlicensed food vendors in Seattle.

There's one case where a middle eastern food truck was using organ meat instead of chickpeas!

Yeah, the unlawful falafel was awful offal.

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What do you call someone with a fetish for chickpeas?

A hummussexual.

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What do you call a chickpea that likes another chickpea?

Hummusexual

At a press conference, Sarah Sanders is asked, "why has Trump imposed tarrifs on soybeans but not chickpeas?"

Sarah rolled her eyes and contorted her face even more, then replied, "listen Jim Acosta, I don't know what you're agenda is with that question, but suffice it to say that the President's decision on which legumes to tarrif is deeply rooted in the fact that he's never had a Russian soybean on his he...

What do you call it when a chickpea gets murdered?

A hummucide.

Why do chickpeas hate being pulverized to bits and rolled into balls?

Because it makes them falafel.

What happens when you electrocute a chickpea?

You'll get charged with hummuscide

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