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What's the difference between Black Eyed Peas and Chickpeas?

Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song and Chickpeas can only Hummus one.
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What's the difference between a chickpea and a pinto bean?

I never had a pinto bean on my face
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What's the difference between a potato and a chickpea?

I've never paid to watch a potato.

Edit - Cheers for my first award, much obliged.
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What did the chickpea say when it got sick?

I falafel.
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What do you call it when someone kills a chickpea?

Hummus-cide.
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My wife and I found this GREAT chickpea spread.....

it's so good we wish it could SING. But all it could do was hummus a tune.
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Did you hear about a chickpea who died saving his friend in the war?

He received a posthummus medal.
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What do you call a chickpea that's fallen in love with another chickpea?

A hummousexual.

What’s the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I didn’t pay $100 to have a lentil on my face.
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Did you hear about the funeral for the mashed up chickpea?

It was a posthumous celebration
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A chickpea got called to a murder scene

It was a hummucide
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Why did the chickpea get arrested?

He committed a Hummus-cide
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Q: What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

A: I didn't pay $50 to have a lentil on me last night.
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What’s the difference between a chickpea and a Brazilian nut?

I wouldn’t let a chickpea in my mouth.
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whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

donald trump has never had a garbanzo bean on his face.
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A professor finds a cure for cancer right before falling into a vat of chickpea dip and dying

He was awarded post-hummous-ly
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What do you call it when a chickpea gets killed?

Hummuside
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What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

It's no use going to Pornhub to watch a hot garbanzo bean.

What's the difference between a soybean and a chickpea?

Donald Trump wouldn't pay $500 to have a soybean in his mouth.
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Someone died eating chickpea dip...

It was ruled a hummuscide.
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How do make a chickpea soup?

You can’t. The closest you can hope for is for her to have diarrhea.
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