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I work for company that paints lawns green in dry climates. Someday I will own my own upholstery business. I want to make car seats out of animal hides...

...but, I dye grass.

An Irishman on how to mow lawns...

An Irishman is driving down the road with his son, when he sees a truck carrying a load of turf on the back.

He points to the truck & says: 'Son, When I get rich that's what I wan't to do'

The son says: 'Be a truck driver?'

The Irishman says: 'No, be rich enough ...

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I saw my neighbour crying while mowing the lawn

So I went outside to talk to him. I said:

"Tom you're a great dude but you're such a crybaby sometimes. I know your wife left you but she was a bitch! I had a girl leave me because she was sick of my shit but you don't see me bawling my eyes out about it!"

He tried to reply but his eye...

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