Use the word 'horticulture' in a sentence

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

- Dorothy Parker

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Horticulture. Horticulture who?

You can lead a horticulture but you can’t make her appreciate it.

In my Horticulture class we were supposed to grow cucumbers, but I didn't pay attention to the lessons.

You could say I was in a pickle.

If you're looking for a job, get trained in horticulture

It's a growing industry

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You wife was a stripper and now teaches gardening classes...

Color me impressed...

I didn’t know you could lead a horticulture

Little Johnny, please use the word "horticulture" in a sentence.

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A buddy of mine makes yogurt flavored by secretions of aroused female prostitutes.

He practices horticulture.

A tale of Middle Earth

In the land of Gondor there lived one of the most renowned gardeners in all of Middle Earth.


All the various people would come to Master Kizal for healing herbs that could be found nowhere except his gardens. The Elves would come to him for rare tree saplings and advice on how to care f...

What does a gardener and Professor Henry Higgins have in common?

They are both looking for some horticulture.

Why did the botanist leave the brothel?

He couldn't find a horticulture.

What is similar about studying farming and taking "yo mama" to the opera?

One is taking horticulture....

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