Houseplant Jokes - 2 Hilarious Houseplant Jokes

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Girls with houseplants make good girlfriends.

Because they’ve learned to care for something that sits around all day being fucking useless.

They say I’m a grower not a shower

Because I get really self conscious about showing people my collection of houseplants

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