What do you say to grasslands that have run out of nutrients and can no longer support grazing livestock like they used to?

You're pasture prime.

Why don't antelopes play poker in the African grasslands?

Too many cheetahs.

I had to traverse some recreational grassland and my friend asked if it was difficult.

I said it was a walk in the park.

What type of music do people listen to in the grasslands?

[Shrub-steppe.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrub-steppe)

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A Brave Bunch of Volunteer Firemen...

A fire started on some grassland near a farm. The fire department was called to put the fire out. The fire was a more than the fire department could handle.Someone suggested that a nearby volunteer bunch be called.

Though there was doubt that the volunteer outfit would be of any assistance, t...

Once upon a time

...there was a Chieftain who presided over a community that lived in the steppe, where everything was grassland as far as the eye could see, and almost no trees grew. Because of its rarity, wood was prized, and this Chieftain happened to own a large, ornate chair made of wood that was his most price...

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