A man goes to church to confess his sins....

He steps into the confessional and says "Bless me Father for I have sinned. I stole wood from the local lumber yard."

The Priest responds, "Well son how much did you steal, it may not be so bad."

"Well Father, with the wood I was able to build a house for my new dog in the backyard."...

Two 8 year olds were talking...

one says "I found a prophylactic on the gazebo"

The other says "What's a gazebo"

Every time I go to the park it makes me super happy...

After doing some research though, I found out it's just a gazebo effect.

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