Law Degree Jokes

One that I can really sue.

Abacus Finch

He’s stepping into a bird store and goes straight to a manager. Listen, he says, it’s a really special occasion and I’m looking for something extraordinary, money is not an issue. Oh, I have just a thing for you, says manager and leads him to a back room. There he shows three parrots and goes, the f... read more

"OUCH, my head!" the man says.

"Your head? What are you talking about?" asks the bartender.

"Oh, never mind. Just give me a drink," the man replies.

"A drink?" the bartender puzzles. "I'm here to get my law degree, now take a seat like everyone else."

Lying in bed the old man was seriously ill. Knowing that death would come soon the man called his lawyer.

"I was thinking how you told me I could get a law degree if I had enough money to buy one. How much does it cost again?"

"It's $75,000," replied the lawyer. "But you are dying! Why... read more

A law degree.

There once was an old lady, with 3 grown sons, who was losing her house. She told them, "Don't worry, boys, I've been praying and the Lord will come through for me!"

The next day, one son wins the lottery. She's happy for him, but she won't accept any money to save the house. She says, "I'm... read more

...there only stands a law degree.