I hired a guy to represent me in court today.

He was very cheap and brought me the best cup of coffee. Unfortunately we lost the case.

He told me next time hire a barrister and not a barista.

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Civil engineer

A beautiful prostitute attended a high profile function.

When it was time for introductions you could hear, I am Dr this and that, professor this or that, Barristers, engineers this and that etc.
When it was the turn of the prostitute, she calmly said she is a Civil Engineer.


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A lawyer went duck hunting for the first time in the country. He killed a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of the fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.

The lawyer responded, "I shot a d...

Never joke with an Engineer

*Never Joke with an Engineer :*

Engineers Can Prove Anything For *10 Marks*

Question : *Prove : PAPA = MAMA.*

Medical Doctor : *”Out Of Course”*

Chartered Accountant: *”No Way”*

Barrister: *”Cannot Be Proven”*

Social sciences: *"Not in this world,"*


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A neuro-surgeon goes to a bar.

One day, a neuro-surgeon hears about this trendy new bar opening on the other side of town called Barristers. He arrives at the bar and, not long after arriving, he's talking to this gorgeous blonde and they're really hitting it off. Then she asks, "So what do you do for a living?" And he says "Well...

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