What do male lawyers call a female barrister?

A barista. Because she's only useful for getting coffee.

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana.

He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going into retri...

I hired a guy to represent me in court today.

He was very cheap and brought me the best cup of coffee. Unfortunately we lost the case.

He told me next time hire a barrister and not a barista.

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A beautiful prostitute attended a high profile function..

When it was time for introductions you could hear, I am Dr this and that, professor this or that, Barristers, engineers this and that.
When it was the turn of the prostitute, she calmly said she is a Civil Engineer.
Another curious engineer in the room got interested and asked her for area o...

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A neuro-surgeon goes to a bar.

One day, a neuro-surgeon hears about this trendy new bar opening on the other side of town called Barristers. He arrives at the bar and, not long after arriving, he's talking to this gorgeous blonde and they're really hitting it off. Then she asks, "So what do you do for a living?" And he says "Well...

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