What's the difference between a barista and a barrister?
One serves iced coffee and the other one serves just ice
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana.
He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going into retri...
I hired a guy to represent me in court today.
He was very cheap and brought me the best cup of coffee. Unfortunately we lost the case.
He told me next time hire a barrister and not a barista.
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A beautiful prostitute attended a high profile function.
When it was time for introductions you could hear, I am Dr this and that, professor this or that, Barristers, engineers this and that etc. When it was the turn of the prostitute, she calmly said she is a Civil Engineer.