I can't decide whether to join the bard's college or the thieves' guild...

I guess I'll just have to weigh the prose and cons. :)

It seems I’ve joined a church run by the Thieves’ Guild.

We’ve been reading the Bribe-al.

Finally accepted to the new Miming Guild.

Can't tell you how excited I am.

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Hitler, Salin, and EA were having a debate

"Who amongst us is the most hated?" Hitler asked

Stalin said "It is I, the Soviet Union killed more people than even you, Hitler!"

EA says "NONSENSE! I've ruined dozens of game franchises. I am the most hated!"

Hitler said "Why don't we hold a vote in hell and see who is the mo...

What's the motto of the American Writers Guild?

YOU ESSAY! YOU ESSAY!

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