Three law students walk into a bar...

...and they all passed!

What’s the hardest thing for an alcoholic law student to do?

Pass the bar

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3 Law Students walk into a bar

One of them pass. The other two are their associates.

A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.

Student, "Sir, do you really know everything about this subject?"

Professor, "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn't be a professor, would I?"

Student, "OK. So I'd like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my marks as it is. If you can't gi...

Why did the postdoctoral law student cross the road?

To drop his resume off at the other restaurant.

An alcoholic law student walks into a bar.

After a few drinks he starts crying. The bartender asks, “Hey buddy are you ok?” He looks up and says, “I’m really mad at myself for not passing the bar.”

One night, two law students are busy studying for an important exam to be held three days later.

However, they are burn out.


One of the boys thinks that studying any further is futile, and that they should drive tomorrow out state; meet his cousin; party like there's no tomorrow; drive back for one more day; and be in time for the exam the day after.


His colleague agree an...

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A law student walks into the bar and orders a beer.

"Um, we dont serve beer".

Slightly miffed, the law student says, "pint of cider then?"

"Yeah, we dont have any cider either".

"Well, you must at least have a glass of fucking wine?" asks the law student, infuriated.

"No sir, we don't. Now please take your seat, the bar...

What do you call the law student who graduates last in their class?

"Your Honor"

What kind of underwear do law students wear?

Legal briefs!

A law student won the lottery.

His friend congratulated him and asked, "what will you do with the money?"

To which he answered, "Pay off my debts."

"And the rest of it?" his friend asked.

"The rest of them will have to wait."

A boy goes to sit beside a girl in library.

A boy looks around in library to find a girl sitting alone. He goes to her and says, "Can I sit beside you?"

She replies loudly, "I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU!"

Everyone in the library looks at the boy in shock. He slows moves to another table quite embarrassed.

A few minut...

I don't get why engineering students call themselves engineers when they aren't yet

I mean people in med schooling don't call themselves doctors,

law students don't call themselves lawyers,

and art students don't call themselves broke

newton's law

john:bro, do you know newton's third law ? ?

david: i'm a science student, not a law student !!

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