Law Student Jokes - 17 Hilarious Law Student Jokes

A professor gives an IT student, a law student and a medical student a phone book to memorize

The IT student creates a program that does it for him, the law student asks whether the assignment is legal and the medical student asks „When is it due?“

An alcoholic law student walks into a bar. . .

He regretted not passing the bar.

Three law students walk into a bar...

...and they all passed!

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A law student walks into the bar and orders a beer.

"Um, we dont serve beer".

Slightly miffed, the law student says, "pint of cider then?"

"Yeah, we dont have any cider either".

"Well, you must at least have a glass of fucking wine?" asks the law student, infuriated.

"No sir, we don't. Now please take your seat, the bar...

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3 Law Students walk into a bar

One of them pass. The other two are their associates.

A law student won the lottery.

His friend congratulated him and asked, "what will you do with the money?"

To which he answered, "Pay off my debts."

"And the rest of it?" his friend asked.

"The rest of them will have to wait."

Why did the postdoctoral law student cross the road?

To drop his resume off at the other restaurant.

What did the law student do to his mother when he couldn’t become a judge?

He embarister.

One night, two law students are busy studying for an important exam to be held three days later.

However, they are burn out.

One of the boys thinks that studying any further is futile, and that they should drive tomorrow out state; meet his cousin; party like there's no tomorrow; drive back for one more day; and be in time for the exam the day after.

His colleague agree an...

A law student's logic

A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.

Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?"

Professor: "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn't be a professor, would ...

What kind of underwear do law students wear?

Legal briefs!

A boy goes to sit beside a girl in library.

A boy looks around in library to find a girl sitting alone. He goes to her and says, "Can I sit beside you?"

She replies loudly, "I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU!"

Everyone in the library looks at the boy in shock. He slows moves to another table quite embarrassed.

A few minut...

What do you call the law student who graduates last in their class?

"Your Honor"

Me : what do you study? She : I'm science Student. Me : Can i ask a question? She : ask. Me : what is Newton's 3rd law?

She : Listen, im a science student not a law student.

A high schooler walks into an SAT,

a college student walks into a final,

and a law student walks into a bar.

It's irritating when students get ahead of themselves...

These days many college students assume that they're doing the job already. That's not how it works, you need to get the certification, or get the job.

Engineering students shouldn't call themselves engineers

Medical students shouldn't call themselves doctors

Law students shoul...

I don't get why engineering students call themselves engineers when they aren't yet

I mean people in med schooling don't call themselves doctors,

law students don't call themselves lawyers,

and art students don't call themselves broke

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