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A Jew is being held in prison in the Soviet Union for trying to emigrate to Israel

The Jew was studying Hebrew in his cell when the guard sneered at him, "Why are you wasting your time studying that language? You know you'll die here."

The Jew replied, "It is said that Hebrew is the language spoken in Heaven."

The Guard asked, "What if you go to hell?"

To whic...

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A woman was having a good time

with her vibrator, when it slipped and got stuck in her vagina. She visited the gynecologist and he informed her, "it's really stuck, it will cost $10,000 to remove." Looking disparaged, she asked the doctor, "how much to change the batteries?"

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An American basketball team and a foreign basketball team were at a party

before a big game so both sides can relax a bit and get to know one another.

It started off friendly, but after a few drinks, things became more hostile, and the American downright insulted a member of the foreign team because he couldn't speak English well. The foreigner said "When I shot t...

A son asks his father 'what's a joke?'

'It's when you disparage any group with whom you disagree, confirming the existing bias of you and your audience.'

'But Mum says jokes satirise our shared biases, prompting us to think differently.'

'Well what would she know, women aren't funny.'

'Oh dad, you've got such a good ...

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