People criticize the Roman that had to crucify Jesus...

...but I think he nailed it.

Never criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes.

That way, when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away, and you’ll have their shoes

Voltaire said “To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.”

It’s time we rise up against those kids with leukemia

What did Putin say to NATO in response to being criticized for annexing parts of Ukraine?

'Oh, Crimea river.'

She criticized my apartment...

...so I knocked her flat.

So, A man is pulled over......

A man stops on a traffic signal and is waiting.Suddenly the police asks him to pull over.He pulls over the car and and the police sees that the man is wearing his seatbelt and looks fine.

The police is satisfied and pleased to see a good samaritan.He hands the man $100 and says:

Police...

People will always criticize how you said something ...

irregardless of what you actually said.

What do you call a horse that criticizes something?

A naysayer

Everyone criticizes Apple Maps, but I enjoyed using it for my road trip from New York to Florida.

There's a lot to do in Chicago.

I think it's really shameful how people criticize Lance Armstrong for taking drugs, the man won 7 Tour De France's on them.

When I'm on drugs, I can't even *find* my bike.

I counted 1500 lockdown protesters in our city.

Hold on, it's 900.

Edit: No, wait, it's 500.

All these people are so quick to criticize Melania Trump for wanting to take on cyber bullying when that's something her husband has a problem with

But no one criticized Laura Bush for wanting to teach kids how to read

United States: A reporter that criticizes the government...

...might be labeled as fake news and have mean presidential tweets written about them.



Central America: A reporter that criticizes the government may be secretly arrested in the middle of the night.




Saudi Arabia: Hold my beer...

Why doesn't KFC have toilet paper?

Because it's finger licking good

It's my first joke so don't criticize please

Everyone criticizes Putin's Russia...

But look at Putin's America!

Why Americans don’t need to feel bad when they are criticized by the British

Sometimes I hear people from Great Britain talk about how bad the education is in The US. I do get a little offended, but then I realize they are just salty because we beat them in The Civil War.

Serial killer words of wisdom?

Never criticize a victim until you’ve walked a mile in their skin...

If Trump gets a coin every time he gets criticized

He would have built the wall using his own money.

A man is drinking in a bar when a nun harasses him about drinking.

In self-defense the man says, “Who told you that drinking is bad?”

Nun : "Mother Superior told me."

Man : "So, have you ever tried it?"

Nun : "No, I haven’t ever taken a drink of hard liquor."

Man : "Well, don’t criticize me if you haven’t tried it. I’ll tell you what if ...

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We often criticize pedophiles...

but they, at least, drive slowly near schools.

My daughter thinks I criticize her too much...

That's just one of her many faults.

(Shamelessly taken from Arrested Development. Thanks, Lucille.)

I try not to criticize those who practice incest

After all, it's all relative.

I told my wife she was painting her eyebrows too high.

In retrospect I probably didn't need to criticize her while she was on chemo.

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I’m so confused

I was writing my wife a sexy love poem and she criticized me for the way I spelled vadgina. She never complained about me putting a D in there before.

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