Criticize Jokes

kids with leukaemia? or battered wives?

Unless you have walked a mile in his shoes.

Then you’re already a mile away and you have their shoes.

But no one criticized Laura Bush for wanting to teach kids how to read

Joke’s on them, though, because now I’m 300 years old because I refuse to finish life. And another thing,

They should be taken in-gest.



English is not my first cabbage, and my 6-week old cauliflower did not write this joke.

...but I think he nailed it.

So I knocked her flat

irregardless of what you actually said.

If your relationship has gotten to the point where you’re asking random Internet strangers for advice, it’s probably not going too well.

They criticized everything she did, mocked her heritage and gave her a psychiatric disorder.

I guess I shouldn't have insisted on the royal treatment.

That's just one of her many faults.

(Shamelessly taken from Arrested Development. Thanks, Lucille.)

After all, it's all relative.

I never thought my humiliation fetish would be good for my career.

The Chinese answers: "I dare not, but neither dare you!"

The first man says, "I'm here because I criticized Yevgeny Prigozhin"

The second man says, "I'm here because I spoke in favor of Yevgeny Prigozhin"

The third man says, "I am Yevgeny Prigozhin"

When I'm on drugs, I can't even *find* my bike.

He would have built the wall using his own money.

But look at Putin's America!

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. End of tweet

...might be labeled as fake news and have mean presidential tweets written about them.



Central America: A reporter that criticizes the government may be secretly arrested in the middle of the night.




Saudi Arabia: Hold my beer...

Sometimes I hear people from Great Britain talk about how bad the education is in The US. I do get a little offended, but then I realize they are just salty because we beat them in The Civil War.

'Oh, Crimea river.'

With such a long waiting list in the NHS, these Brits have the audacity to criticize the american healthcare..