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The Omicron Variant is like a Katy Perry song.

Mild but pretty catchy.

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Wife comes home from work.

Wife: I left my job today, I couldn't work for that bastard anymore after what he said to me.

Husband: So what did he say.?

Wife: "Katy, you are fired."

Katy Perry sang that after a hurricane comes a rainbow, but you know what else comes after a hurricane?

A moron in a suit.

When Katy Perry has the eye of the tiger it’s inspiring and motivational

But when I have it all of a sudden I’m “endangering animals” and have a “lifetime ban from the zoo”

So I heard Katy Perry just lost a case for stealing a bass line, and will probably lose a bit of money?

I guess you can call that a *repercussion.*

So there were a lot of celebrities at the DNC including Alicia Keys and Katy Perry. Hillary was excited because they are on her iPod.

Bill was excited because they were on his to-do list.

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The incredible trainer

It was a busy day at the bar. A lot of costumers were enjoying their breakfast. Until the door slammed open.
A shady trench coat with an almost as shady wearer appeared in the doorframe, a big bulge in both pockets. He approached the counter, as silent as the entire bar, exchanging glares with ...

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Listening to Katy Perry is like fucking a fat person...

It is fun, it is easy, but you don't want others to know you do it.

It’s nice to see that celebrities have taken up book writing during the pandemic

One Direction by Kanye West

Guitars by Mel Gibson

Mining by Brad Pitt

Pear Cider by Katy Perry

Ship Building by Tom Cruise

How to Move Things by Jim Carrey

Escape from Prison by Morgan Freeman

American Motors by Harrison Ford

Wild Animals by Wi...

What is it when people sleep on top of each other?

Little Katy asked grandma 'what is it when people sleep on top of each other'

Grandma thinking Katy was old enough explained to her the birds and the bees.

Katy ran off but came back quickly saying:

"Grandma, mommy wants to see you right now and she is really mad! She said it ...

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