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Hayley Jokes

I went to Bill Hayleys fish shop last night

They do Hake, Haddock and Sole

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I was very naive sexually

My first boyfriend asked me to do missionary and I buggered off to Africa for six months

- Hayley Ellis, 2012

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A middle-aged guy decides it’s time to get fit so he heads down to his local gym.

When he gets there he sees a poster promising “6 month super motivational packages, available in Silver, Gold and Platinum”.

Intrigued the guy asks for more information.
The guy from the gym says “OK” and calls for someone to come out from the back office. A beautiful fit woman comes out a...

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