Katie is sleeping and the teacher ask her a question. “ Katie, who created heaven and earth?“ Joey sees Katie sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil. “ Jesus Christ Almighty!” Says Katie. “Very good” says the teacher. A similar incident happens the next day. The teacher asks “who is the ...
Jessica and Katie were sitting and chatting on Katie's porch one Friday afternoon...
Jessica looks down the road and can see Katie's husband headed their way, with a large bouquet of roses. Jessica says, "Katie, here comes your husband! And he's got a bunch of roses!" Katie responds, "Yeah, nice", unenthusiastically. Jessica is confused, she says, "I don't understand. Isn't getting ...
Katie Price and Peter Andre are in a custody battle for Harvey
Eventually one of them will lose, and have to keep him
Katie O'Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.
"Katie, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya."
"Of course you can come in. You're always welcome, Mr. Finnegan but, where is my husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Katie. I’m afraid to say it- there was a terrible accident down at the brewery as we were wor...
What do Iron Man and Katie Price have in common?
They have both had a Downey Junior Inside of them
A blonde joke a friend told me sometime ago (I'm sorry if this offends you)
Three women named Katie, Rachel and Karen, our blonde protagonist, attempted to rob the local bank.
Katie explained the plan to both of them. They went through it once again and then left for the bank.
While Karen went inside the bank, Rachel waited in the driver's seat and Katie was l...
Vincent Price was taller than Katie Price, and heavier than Alan Price
I learned this on a price comparison site.
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I got thrown out of math class today.
The teacher asked me "If I gave you $20 and you gave $5 to Katie, $5 to Claire and $5 to Laura, what would you have?"
Apparently, 3 blowjobs and enough left for a kebab wasn't the answer...
EDIT: Holy, this blew up fast. Kind of like when the teacher gives me $20, but less sticky, ...
So Katie Holmes is divorcing Tom Cruise...
Apparently she found out that he'd been in A Few Good Men.
Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?
She got tired of all that Cruise control.
A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious'...
Teacher's pet gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious." “Well done, Roland," says the teacher, "can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie...
I once dated a girl with a twin and people would asked how I could tell them apart.
It's really easy. Katie liked to be on top whether Bernie didn't mind either way.
The Cleveland Browns visited an orphanage last week after their loss.
"It was so sad to see all the pain and hurt in their eyes." Said Katie, age 7.
Ever notice how strippers' last names are always things they can't afford?
Like Katie Diamond, or Sugar Health-Insurance
What does a blonde do when her car endures a hail storm?
Jill woke up one morning after a hail storm that night. Her car had dents all over it. It was incredibly bad damage, so she brought it into a local auto repair to get the dents fixed. The mechanic, noticing that Jill was blonde, thought he would have a little fun. He simply told her that there is an...