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Courtney Jokes

Could Jennifer or Courtney Row?

No, but Lisa Kudrow.

Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain really did have so much in common.

Because both were successful punk rockers, who are most well known for killing Kurt Cobain.

What's the difference between Courtney Love and a hockey team?

A hockey team showers after three periods.

What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt?

"Hole is gonna be huge."

What did Courtney Love say to Kurt Kobain after finding out he cheated on her?

*"I'll give you one more shot"*

Rick Astley and James Blunt are in a bar having a pint

And they are talking about all the celebrities they knew :-

Rick Astley said "I met Yoko Ono in Soho once" but James had never met her before

James mentioned he was good friends with Carrie Fisher, unfortunately Rick had never met her

Rick Mentioned once going to dinner with ...

Did you hear?

Did you hear Johnathon Davis and Courtney Love are starting a band together?





KORNHOLE!

Family supper.

You and your wife Cass go to her family’s supper.

Michael: Maybe if you stopped at second helpings it be easier for you to lose weight.

Courtney: Maybe if you were nicer you wouldn’t have a 2nd divorce coming.

As the argument gets more intense your wife leans over and says “don...

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

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My roommate dressed as a syringe for our Halloween house party.

He's upstairs with the sexy girl wearing the Courtney Love costume.

In the addict.

In a little-known piece of rock history..

Courtney Love once asked Jon Bon Jovi to name her new band. Bon Jovi jokingly suggested 'Hole'.

Love though this was great - provocative and rude - so she went with it. Her ex, Corey Hart, of 'Sunglasses At Night' fame, did not approve. He sought to confront Bon Jovi on the night of Hole's fi...

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