1st grade teacher asked the students: What is the fastest thing in the world? Tony replied: lightning. Melanie said: light Jimmy said:
Diahrrea. The teacher asked Jimmy why He tought diahrrea was the fastest thing in the world? Jimmy said: Last night while sleeping I felt the urge to go to the bathroom, I got up as fast as a lightning went to turn the light on and before the light was on I had already shit myself.