An extremely cheap old man was on his deathbed, a few minutes away from drawing his last breath.
Throughout his life, he spent as little as possible and never said how much money he had, so his family were waiting for him to finally tell them about his wealth.
With all his relatives a...
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Pop your finger in and see if she's done
Okay so there's this guy, let's call him Brad. He's cooking with his wife's Uncle on thanksgiving, let's call him Lenny. Lenny pulls a Pumpkin Pie out of the oven and is like "Hmm... I dunno, I've never been too good with these things, can neeeever tell if it's fully cooked."
So Brad's like "...