"That's fine" I replied "I don't see why that would bother me"
"Good" She said "because I'm so much happier as Christina"
I can't marry you Christina, my family is totally against it.
"This is your life! Who are they to stop you?"
"My wife and two kids"
Two muslims were in relationship.
Her: "I am sorry, but I was Christian before we were together. I know I should have told you earlier."
Him: "No problem, if you don't feel like Christian anymore, you have nothing to worry about."
Her: "Oh, thanks. Don't worry. I feel much better as Christina now."
"I used to be a Christian"
The girl said. The boy chuckled "that's fine what made you Convert?" The girl turned and said "I feel more like a Christina than a Christian"
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I met a beautiful lady last night, took her back to my place and we went at it all night, all sorts of weird and wonderful positions.
In the morning, she told me she had a confession.
"Thats the first time I've done that" she said.
"Sex?" I replied.
"Yeah, you see I hope you don't mind but I used to be Christian, and was never interested in sex with a man."
"That's fine, I don't mind" I said.
Super bowl mistake
My good friend has 2 tickets for the 2018 SUPER BOWL, both box seats. He paid $2,000 for both tickets, but he didn't realize when he bought them, it was going to be the same day of his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place. It's at @ 3pm at the Renaissance . Her...