Danielle is going to show me her tattoos.

She has got a bird on her hand, and two.....

A doctor tells a man to get his affairs in order.

Doctor: Sir, I'm afraid I have some bad news. You only have three months to live.


Patient: (gasps)


Doctor: I know this is very unsettling, but I think it would be best to get your affairs in order.


Patient: Is that necessary, doctor? My wife is here.

...

Chris Christie's name...

Is so dumb to me. It's just the male and female version of the same name. Like

Eric Erica
Daniel Danielle
or Bruce Caitlyn

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