UPJOKE
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A priest was out walking and a man runs up to him and says

“Father! There’s a man on top of the Eiffel tower and he’s about to jump!”

The priest runs to the Eiffel tower and finds the man. “What are you doing?” The priest asks him. “Are you mad? Thank of your family, your wife!”

The man replies, “My wife left me. I have no family. So I jump.”<...

A doctor tells a man to get his affairs in order.

Doctor: Sir, I'm afraid I have some bad news. You only have three months to live.


Patient: (gasps)


Doctor: I know this is very unsettling, but I think it would be best to get your affairs in order.


Patient: Is that necessary, doctor? My wife is here.

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