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Jenna has no arms

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Not Jenna...

Jenna was breastfeeding her son while her neighbour Sally sat nearby

Jenna asked her friend, "Does my son resemble me or his father?"

Replied Sally, "He looks like you, but he sucks exactly like his father....."

I killed every Jenna in the world.

I committed a Jennacide.

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I named my 2 balls Jenna and Talia.

Together they are my Jenna Talia.

My three daughters will be named Jenna, Tay and Leah

So that they never forget where they came from.

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Books Never Written

Hey guys, don't know if you're familiar with these kind of jokes, but they were my favorite growing up, so I thought I'd post a bunch of the here. They're pretty corny, but I hope you enjoy!

*Take A Breather* by Justin Hale

*How to Become Famous* by Anonymous

*Living Long* by Di...

The Mental Hospital

Harold and Jenna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Harold suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Jenna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out....

When it comes to foreign phrases, I don't know, I just ...

... lack a certain 'Jenna say Kwa.'

The all-knowing man

Jenna: I'm leaving you!

Ben: Is it because I act like i know everything?

Jenna: Yes

Ben: I knew it!

DRAG QUEEN NAME

Came up with a great drag queen name :
Jenna Talia

A boy sees a beautiful girl across the street.

After they hit it off, he goes home and excitedly tells his dad the news.

“Dad, I just got to know this amazing girl across the street! She lives really close by and her name is Jenna. I really like her!”

The father winces and looks at him. “Son, I’m sorry to tell you this, but Jenna i...

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