Last night I woke up with Pamela Anderson and Naomi Campbell in my bed

I let out a sigh, got up and taped the posters back to the wall.

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What do you call the slit between Pamela Anderson's tits?

The silicone valley

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Pamela Anderson goes to see her plastic surgeon

And asks him if he can be discrete about a surgery.

Of course, he replies, you've been a great client and your privacy is top priority.

She continues, it's just that this next alteration is a bit embarrassing, you see, as I'm aging, things seam to droop and get loose etc, and, well, my...

What's Pamela Andersons favorite soda?

Hepsi!

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Pamela Anderson and Queen Elizabeth die on the same day... (one of my dad's favorites)

Saint Peter meets them at the Pearly Gates and says, "I'm sorry ladies, but I only have room for one of you. Prove to me that you're the best candidate for Heaven." Pam, thinking this one's in the bag, flashes Saint Peter her tits. "Very nice, Pam", he says. Queen Elizabeth, thinking for a momen...

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What was Pamela Voorhees' main complaint about Camp Crystal Lake?

The fucking teenagers.

Santa and Banta

Santa: Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?


Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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