Lionel Ritchie

So Lionel Ritchie has just opened up his own chain of Muslim butcher shops.
His slogan is gonna be... Halal!! Is it meat you're looking for

What do you get when you cross an 80's pop star and a cheap floor covering?

Vinyl Ritchie.

What do you get when you cross C.S Lewis and a Commodore?

The Lionel Ritchie and the Wardrobe

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