A few years ago there was a bus full of nuns, sadly, the bus’ brakes went out, and they full off a cliff. there were no survivors.
at the gates of heaven, st. peter is there, with a vat of holy water.
“alright sisters, please make a line” says st. peter, “ah sister marget, welcome to ...
Who is the parrots favorite actress?
An old woman is
Riding in an elevator in a very lavish building in New York City. The elevator stops, and the doors open. A young and beautiful woman smelling of expensive perfume gets on. The young woman haughtily sneers at the old woman and says, “Romance” by Ralph Lauren. 150 dollars an ounce!”
The old w...
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A teacher asked me
“If I gave you £20 and you gave £5 to Katie, £5 to Claire and £5 to Lauren, what would you have?”
Apparently, 3 blowjobs and a kebab is not the answer.
life with a daughter
SCENE: My teenage daughter and me in the car.
Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl’s name is?
Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.
Lauren: You’re no fun, Dad. Forget it.