Before lecturing her Sunday school class on heaven and hell, the teacher asked her students "Do you know where girls and boys go when they do bad things"?
"Sure" a boy replied, "Behind Kristin's garage"
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Derrick goes to Asian night at the club.....
Derrick (a white american) learned that his Chinese friend has an american name (Joey) and a Chinese name (Yao). He has the yellow fever so he tests his luck at the local bar for Asian night. He musters the courage to talk to one of the girls at the bar.
"Hey what's your C...
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Kristine O., New Bedford, MA
Where does Scrooge go to in New York City?
The Grumpire State Building!
Sandra M., Dekalb, IL (And this one doesn't even make any sense)
What did the cake say to the candle?
You're burning my back.
Why does Laffy Taffy al...