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A man goes to a brothel

He asks the hookers in the doorway: "Do you have a colleague with a really bad STD?"

The girls whisper a little and then say: "Yes, we know someone: Melissa."

The guy then proceeds to walk in, but the two girls call him back with a question: "Why do you need a hooker with a STD?"
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Math class

Teacher asks Johnny:

"Imagine you have $200. And you give $50 to Jane, $50 to Suzi, $50 to Melissa. What would you have?"

"An orgy?"

Edited: names spelling, grammar.

Deer Season

Seven guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Kevin's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Kevin's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do?

Two days later the six get to the camping site o...

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