Adam gave Sally 3 flowers and 1 stuffed animal. Kristen gave Sally 5 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. What does Sally have?
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American
She shares the joys of being a part of the greatest country in the world, and asks her students to raise their hands if they are or want to be American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
There is, however,...
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One fish says to the other, “You drink like a fish.” The other fish responds, “So do you.”
What did the sardine call the submarine? A can of people.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish? Drop it a line.
What fish is best to have in a boat? A Sailfish. <...