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Jump Rope Jokes

Have you heard the one about the jump rope?

Never mind, skip it.

Wanna hear a Joke about a Jump rope?

Nah, let's just skip it.

3 jokes told to me by an older gentleman at the grocery store

Have you heard the one about the jump rope? That’s OK we’ll skip it.

Have you heard the one about the bed? It hasn’t been made up yet.

Do you know why blind people don’t skydive? It scares the hell out of the dog.

Backstory: I have pretty severe PTSD and things like running t...

What’s an emo person’s favorite sport?

Jump rope.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a snake?

A jump rope.

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