Everyone in my neighbourhood wears woolen jumpers that are a size too small for them....

We are a very tight knit community.

Two high jumpers walked into a bar

Two high jumpers walked into a bar.

The third one won.

The Jumpers

The Jumpers

Three guys, an Italian guy, an American guy, and a Polish guy were working construction together on a high rise. Everyday at lunch, they would sit and eat together on an I-Beam, high above the city. Italian guy opens his lunch and says, "Man, I'm tired of getting the same meatball...

What do pirates make their jumpers from?

Yaaaarn

Say what you want about suicide jumpers.

I think they used all of their potential.

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

Wooly jumpers

Three expectant mothers are in a doctors waiting room...

They are sitting there quietly knitting jumpers for their babies. After a while they start to chat, and ask each other what supplements they are taking for their babies. The first says "I'm taking calcium so my baby has strong teeth and bones". The second says "I'm taking Vitamin B so my baby grows ...

Who are the worlds fastest readers

The 911 jumpers, one hundred stories in a few seconds

Why doesn't Mexico host the Olympic games?

All the good runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the US.

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Three pregnant women are sitting around the waiting room the their OBGYN...

Three pregnant women are sitting around the waiting room at their OBGYN knitting jumpers for their expected babies. One woman reaches into her purse and pulls out a handful of pills and Swallows them. The other mothers look at her with disapproval stares and she says, "Oh no, these are just prenatal...

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Little Johnny tells a story.

So little Johnny was in class at school and the teacher asks the class to tell her a story with a moral to it.
Little Suzie stands up and says "miss I know one, what do elephants use as tampons?"
Teacher says "I don't know". Little Suzie replies "sheep".
The teacher then asks but what's ...

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