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Jumpers Jokes

The Jumpers

The Jumpers

Three guys, an Italian guy, an American guy, and a Polish guy were working construction together on a high rise. Everyday at lunch, they would sit and eat together on an I-Beam, high above the city. Italian guy opens his lunch and says, "Man, I'm tired of getting the same meatball...

Two high jumpers walked into a bar

Two high jumpers walked into a bar.

The third one won.

What do pirates make their jumpers from?

Yaaaarn

Everyone in my neighbourhood wears woolen jumpers that are a size too small for them....

We are a very tight knit community.

Say what you want about suicide jumpers.

I think they used all of their potential.

What's the last thing that goes through a bridge jumpers' mind after they jump?

Their tibias

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

Wooly jumpers

Who are the best readers in the world?

Suicide jumpers : hundreds of stories in a few seconds

Who are the worlds fastest readers

The 911 jumpers, one hundred stories in a few seconds

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My first military parachute jump

I’m deathly afraid of heights, My best friend and I were scheduled for our first jump. As we rose to 6000 ft.my nerves got the best of me and I slowly moved to the back of the line of ten other Airmen waiting to jump. I watched in horror as my buddy took his leap of faith along with the rest of the ...

Why doesn't Mexico host the Olympic games?

All the good runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the US.

Three expectant mothers are in a doctors waiting room...

They are sitting there quietly knitting jumpers for their babies. After a while they start to chat, and ask each other what supplements they are taking for their babies. The first says "I'm taking calcium so my baby has strong teeth and bones". The second says "I'm taking Vitamin B so my baby grows ...

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

When i was a kid we played football on a bit of grass at the bottom of the bridge where people often committed suicide...

We used the jumpers for goalposts.

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Three pregnant women are sitting around the waiting room the their OBGYN...

Three pregnant women are sitting around the waiting room at their OBGYN knitting jumpers for their expected babies. One woman reaches into her purse and pulls out a handful of pills and Swallows them. The other mothers look at her with disapproval stares and she says, "Oh no, these are just prenatal...

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 Jumpers. They went 79 stories in 10 seconds.

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