An 80-year old man finds his wife doing a handstand naked against a wall.

Shocked, he asks, "what are you doing?

She replies, "I know you can't get it up, but maybe you can drop it in."

A prince visited a famous Yogi

When the Prince walked up to the Yogi, He was meditating in a handstand pose. The prince felt that it was extremely rude that the man would not stand up and great him properly.

The prince said, “Sir, stand up greet me properly!”



“Namaste upside down” said the Yogi

What do you call a Blonde doing a handstand? NSFW

A Brunette with bad breath.

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A hapilly married couple

So there's a couple who's hapilly married for 5 years now but recently nothing's been going on in the bed and the girl is worried that her man is either cheating on her or is planning to divorce her until one day he comes home and says.
-Get undressed and go to the bedroom
The girl, confused b...

A mother asks her young daughter, "Where did you get that dollar?"

Her daughter replies, "A boy at school said he would give me a dollar if I did a handstand."

Horrified, the mother explains, "That's because you're wearing a skirt! He just wanted to see your underwear!"

"Well, I tricked him," her daughter replies cheekily. "I didn't wear underwear tod...

A Six walks into a bar

The bartender says, “we don’t serve your kind here”

The Six leaves and comes back whilst doing a handstand.

The bartender looks confused, “aren’t you the guy who was just in here?”

“Nein”

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A man died and went to Hell...

The devil said, " I will show you three rooms and the one you choose is the one you will spend an eternity."

The devil opened the first door and the man saw people doing handstands in knee deep of shit. He asked to see the next room. Inside the second room he saw people doing jumping jacks in...

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Joke from my dad

Do a handstand and stare up at the night sky at 10:00 pm. When you do, call your parents and tell them to look outside. When they do, they will be able to see Uranus from where they stand

The World’s Greatest Gambler

A man begins to deposit a ridiculous amount of money into his bank. Out of nowhere. Someone takes notice, and after a long and complicated series of accusations and charges the man winds up going to court. He shows up with his defense attorney.

The judge asks him bluntly “Sir, how did you com...

A nun walks into a bar

She bought everyone drinks all night. She told hilarious jokes and even did a one armed handstand while chugging a beer.
She was the best . . . bar nun.

What did the 6 say to the 9?

How long can you hold that handstand for?

A woman visited her doctor

Complaining about a personal problem: she had a habit of wetting the bed. The doctor said, “I’ll have to examine you to find the issue”

“Ok,” said the woman, “what do you need me to do?”

“I’m going to ask you to you shut the divider and undress,” the doctor replied.

The woman b...

God is having a tough day

(Not sure if this is a repost)

It’s particularly busy in heaven, and God decides that he is only going to let the most upsetting and ridiculous deaths into heaven.

The day goes on and around midday three men arrive at St. Peter’s gates, and god stops them, he says...

“Sorry guys...

Fifty years in the pen

Louis served his thirty in solitary and would have gone crazy had he not made friends with Joe the ant. They hit it off from the start, and to pass the time Louis taught Joe little tricks like rolling over and tumbling. Joe proved to be a talented acrobat and at the end of his training could do hand...

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60 Year Anniversary

A 78 year old women and an 80 year old man are celebrating their 60th anniversary. The wife says to her husband, "Lets do something special for our anniversary tonight, its been almost year since the last time."

The husband replies, "Honey, you know I can't get it up anymore. I have to head t...

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