Jell-o has officially cut all ties with Bill Cosby.

They said the proof was in the pudding.

I bought a Jell-O mold in the shape of a handgun

The first time I used it the Jell-O came out and it looked perfect. Immediately the cops busted down my door and arrested me. I was charged with possession of a congealed weapon.

Everyone, stop with the Jell-O jokes.

They're off-pudding.

Kids in a hospital

Two little kids are in the hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room.


The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"


The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out, and I'm a little nervous."


The fir...

Friends on a fishing trip

Jack and Jim went wishing, they only had corn as bait, so Jack told Jim to go behind a big tree to dig up some earthworms because they didn't catch any fish. So Jim goes over to the tree and starts diging for the earthworms, and Jack got something on his hook, he reels the fish in and to his surpris...

The pains of being a biology student.

There was a biology student who was studying equilibrium in sea birds with a
specific focus on terns. He proposed that giving measured doses of THC (from,
of course, marijuana) and observing their flight patterns would give some
insight to the problems of equilibrium in three dimensional sp...

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