Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they gi...
If you were trapped in JellO
I'd eat you out...
I bought a Jell-O mold in the shape of a handgun
The first time I used it the Jell-O came out and it looked perfect. Immediately the cops busted down my door and arrested me. I was charged with possession of a congealed weapon.
Jell-o has officially cut all ties with Bill Cosby.
They said the proof was in the pudding.
Everyone, stop with the Jell-O jokes.
They're off-pudding.
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What's the difference between jelly and jam?
You can't jelly your dick in somebody's ass hole.
Farmer ike and his churl chester are working the fields
Farmer ike and his churl chester are working the fields when it starts raining. the farmer sais: chester, go to the house and fetch me my wellys, for its starting to rain!
chester heads to the house, and when he enters through the kittchen he sees the farmers wife and daughter perpearing the ...
Friends on a fishing trip
Jack and Jim went wishing, they only had corn as bait, so Jack told Jim to go behind a big tree to dig up some earthworms because they didn't catch any fish. So Jim goes over to the tree and starts diging for the earthworms, and Jack got something on his hook, he reels the fish in and to his surpris...
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