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A rich business man goes fishing....

... he has all the newest gear, brand new top quality rods, beautifully handcrafted lures and he sits at the side of the river enjoying his peace. Sadly though after a few hours he still has not caught a single fish. Just as he ponders to retire for the day another man approaches the river not very ...

If you ever need to look like you have a beard, glue a rabbit to your face.

And presto-chango, facial hare!

Lourdes

A bar raises $1000 to take a wheelchair bound patron to Lourdes in the hope for a miracle cure.
They get there and dip the man and the wheelchair into the fountain. They pray for his problem to be fixed and when he come up. Hay presto.
The wheels on his chair have stopped squeaking.

A Mexican magician says he will disappear at the count of there. He starts, β€œ Uno! dos!...”

and then presto he vanished without a tres.

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An elephant is walking along in the jungle (NSFW)

And steps on a thorn. "Ouch!" cries the elephant as he winces in pain.

A nearby mouse hears the elephant's wailing and runs over to see what's happening. "What's the matter?"

"I stepped on a thorn and it hurts like hell!"

The mouse is confident he can help the elephant, "Well le...

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