Latte Jokes

Customer: "Don't you mean Cinnamon?"

Barista: "It means the same thing, doesn't it?"

Whether or not you have time for t

The man getting served in front of me at Starbucks asked for a mocha. "Sorry sir, but we're out of mochas."

The guy was fuming.

"I have a mocha every morning when I come in here!" “This is B.S.” he raged.

"Fine! Just give me a darned latte!" He went and sat down, grumbling.... read more

That’s what happens when you mix acid and basic

Iced Mocha Latte

And the Canadian responds to him "Nah, just a bit, eh."

Chai knees

She literally can't even

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Yeah she is pretty basic.

Naturally, I coded in BASIC

but they are wrong, lattes have a pH below 7

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

hahahha

A sorority.

... where all the workers, naturally, are English majors and grads. "I'd like a cinnamon latte," he said, "where the cream balances the astringency of the dark roasted coffee beans and the grated spice adds a piquant warmth to the taste of the beverage."

"Why the long clause?" asked the bari... read more

I nearly choked on my honey-cardamom latte.

She asks for a venti latte and takes her seat. She sits there for 30 minutes, exasperated that she doesn’t have her latte yet.

After a while, the cashier finally calls her name, and the woman goes up.

The cashier hands her 20 lattes.

The barista looks at him lightly concerned and she says,

Are you sure sir? That’s a latte coffee.

Enough pumpkin spiced latte will make anything whiter

He had to drink his soy latte before it was cool.

Before it is too latte

Now they make me lattes.

My dog is so smart,” says the first owner, that every morning he goes to the store and buys me a sesame seed bagel with chive cream cheese, stops off at Starbucks and picks me up a mocha latte, and then comes home and turns on ESPN, all before I get out of bed.

I know, says the second owner.<... read more

and I order a latte and I pick up a slab of fruit cake, and I say to the check-out lady "Sorry, I only have a £20 note".

And she says "You'll have to put the cake back then love."

After a grueling time with the relatives, tensions are high when Karen suddenly points to a Starbucks and says she wants to stop for a latte.

Chad really wants to get home but pulls over anyway. Thirty slow minutes later she finally returns with her coffee.

Once back on the road, the... read more

"So anyway here's your medium Latte that'll be 3.79"

A latte

I said pumpkin spice latte 3 times in front of it and no white girl in yoga pants appeared.

Pump Kin Latte

She orders a drink - Pumpkin Spice Latte

I like you a latte

better latte than never

He goes the counter and asks, “So what’s the special?”

The barista shakes her head, “I can’t tell you, it’s a secret.”

The man frowns. “What do you mean it’s a secret? What’s the special today? Is it a latte?”

The barista shakes her head.

“A mocha?”

She shakes her... read more

A man walks into a bar in Los Angeles, carrying a large wooden box.

The bartender is quite curious and asks the man what’s inside.

“I’ll show you if you get me a beer”, the man says.

The bartender accepts the deal and gets the guest a beer. He then opens the box and takes out a ... read more