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A chance to escape Hell

The other day Bubba and I were walking around town when, out of nowhere, we get run over by a truck and die, and we both go straight to hell.

In hell, I'm greeted by the devil, who tells me that I have two choices: I can either stay in hell being tortured for all of eternity, or I can have se...

I bought a Jell-O mold in the shape of a handgun

The first time I used it the Jell-O came out and it looked perfect. Immediately the cops busted down my door and arrested me. I was charged with possession of a congealed weapon.

I stole a revolver made out of gelatine.

Once the cops found me I was charged for carrying a congealed weapon.

How did the mailman know the package was meant for the gelatin enthusiast?

The package was signed, congealed and delivered.

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