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I need help with a 17 year old joke about Jello and Communism

So my friend and I started this game 17 years ago where you have to come up with a jello (we altered the rules to allow *some* pastries) that fit a communist theme.

Everytime we come up with a new one we swear there are none left. I know he cheats, cos I cheat too. My sister came up with Ban...

Jello (nsfw)

What's the difference between Jello and a Dead Hooker?

Jello wiggles when you eat it out

What can Jello do that you can't?

Come in 22 delicious flavors

What did the Spoon say to the Jello?

"Look at you, I havnt even put it in yet and your already trembling."

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Every day after dessert, Marvin and Ethel meet in their spot at the back of the nursing home and they start to kiss.

Progressively, their kissing gets more and more intense. And since Marvin is a very desirable man among the other elderly ladies, Ethel has to make their sessions interesting so he doesn’t leave her. So, every day Ethel will slide her hand down Marvin’s torso and grab his penis and she will leave he...

Why can't jello cubes dance?

Because they are a bunch of squares.

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Why was Bill Cosby the perfect spokesman for Jello Pudding?

Because he loved pudding....pudding his dick where it didn't belong.

What to you call good jello?

Flantastic.

Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

I'm constantly losing my jello

I mean I can't remember where I keep pudding it.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are part of a Jello cult.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are part of a Jello cult.

The blonde is first and she gives up her baby in the name of the Jello lord.
"Oh lord, please accept this baby as my offering" and she lets her baby down and whoosh, it vanishes. She runs around in despair of what she has just do...

I'm prepping for a colonoscapy

Jello and laxatives. My wife says it's the first time I haven't been full of sh-t

Jello has created a product that deters insects.

It's very effective, but the flavor is OFF-pudding.

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A husband is making jello for his wife...

Wife: "Has that jello hardened yet?"

Husband: "Yeah, it's as hard as my dick."

Wife: "Great! Pour me a glass!"

What’s Adele’s favorite dessert?

Jello from the other side

A limerick, There once was a bishop from kings...

There once was a bishop from Kings,

Who talked about god and such things,

But his real desire,

was a boy in the choir,

with a bottom like jello on springs.

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A comprehensive observation about common religions and religious practices.

Jainism: You must not disturb shit

Bhuddism: You must become one with the shit.

Taoism: Shit happens

Shintoism: Our ancestors thought of this shit.

Hinduism: Eating meat makes you a shit person.

Paganism: Here's some shit that represents other shit.

Reform J...

My girlfriend hates it when I don't eat her favorite food...

... and she always gets Jellos.

Brian Blessed was flying his bi-plane over the Sahara desert when out of nowhere the engine spluttered and stop and he found himself hurtling toward the ground.

As he crawled out of the wreckage, Brian couldn't believe he had survived the crash. He checked himself for injuries, a few scratches but nothing major; no broken bones, no concussion, not even whiplash from the plane's impact with the ground. For a second he considered himself lucky. Until he looke...

What does she have that I don't?

An elderly woman is living out her golden years in a retirement home. One day she spots a newcomer at BINGO. He's a dashing gentleman of about her age and though she's rather a prude she can't help but be flattered when he flirts a little with her. And though she's not sure that it's the godly thing...

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