Jello Jokes - 16 Hilarious Jello Jokes

What can Jello do that you can't?

Come in 22 delicious flavors

I need help with a 17 year old joke about Jello and Communism

So my friend and I started this game 17 years ago where you have to come up with a jello (we altered the rules to allow *some* pastries) that fit a communist theme.

Everytime we come up with a new one we swear there are none left. I know he cheats, cos I cheat too. My sister came up with Ban...

What did the Spoon say to the Jello?

"Look at you, I havnt even put it in yet and your already trembling."

What to you call good jello?

Flantastic.

Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

I'm constantly losing my jello

I mean I can't remember where I keep pudding it.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are part of a Jello cult.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are part of a Jello cult.

The blonde is first and she gives up her baby in the name of the Jello lord.
"Oh lord, please accept this baby as my offering" and she lets her baby down and whoosh, it vanishes. She runs around in despair of what she has just do...

Why can't jello cubes dance?

Because they are a bunch of squares.

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A husband is making jello for his wife...

Wife: "Has that jello hardened yet?"

Husband: "Yeah, it's as hard as my ."

Wife: "Great! Pour me a glass!"

I'm prepping for a colonoscapy

Jello and laxatives. My wife says it's the first time I haven't been full of sh-t

Jello has created a product that deters insects.

It's very effective, but the flavor is OFF-pudding.

What’s Adele’s favorite dessert?

Jello from the other side

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A comprehensive observation about common religions and religious practices.

Jainism: You must not disturb

Bhuddism: You must become one with the .

Taoism:

Shintoism: Our ancestors thought of this .

Hinduism: Eating meat makes you a person.

Paganism: Here's some that represents other .

Reform J...

My girlfriend hates it when I don't eat her favorite food...

... and she always gets Jellos.

Brian Blessed was flying his bi-plane over the Sahara desert when out of nowhere the engine spluttered and stop and he found himself hurtling toward the ground.

As he crawled out of the wreckage, Brian couldn't believe he had survived the crash. He checked himself for injuries, a few scratches but nothing major; no broken bones, no concussion, not even whiplash from the plane's impact with the ground. For a second he considered himself lucky. Until he looke...

What does she have that I don't?

An elderly woman is living out her golden years in a retirement home. One day she spots a newcomer at BINGO. He's a dashing gentleman of about her age and though she's rather a prude she can't help but be flattered when he flirts a little with her. And though she's not sure that it's the godly thing...

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