My wife left me because every tangerine I bought had exactly five slices
She said I didn't have six a peel.
Two orphan children are on the run after stealing a big basket of tangerines from the store
They run into the cemetery to hide, but drop two at the gate Child 1: It's fine! We have plenty more in the basket. Hurry! We must hide!
They find a bush to take cover and begin counting out the tangerines... "One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you"
A Women enters a grocery store
"What are these round green things back there?" she asks the cashier
"Those are apples ma'am" he responds
"Ok, can I have a kilo... ...and pack only one per bag please"
next the women walks up to another shelf and aks:
"What are those orange things i am looking at here?...
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Roses are red, tangerines are orange.
My friend is getting a new car - a "tangerine" ford focus. Dad drops this one...
Tangerine focus... Isn't that the same as orange concentrate?
"Ok children, lets play a guessing game..."
"Ok Jimmy", said Ms. Par, " I have something behind my back that is round, orange and is a piece of fruit, what is it?" "That's easy" says Jimmy, "Its an orange!" "Nope, its a tangerine, but it shows you're thinking." Jimmy holds up his hand and says " Ok Ms. Par, I have one for you." the...
What do you call an orange thats been in the sun too long?