January 1 Jokes

Hindsight is 2020.

Dear Mrs. Samples:

Over the past six months, your husband, Royse Samples has been causing quite a commotion in our Lawton store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and, as a result, will ban your entire family from shopping in any of our stores if even one more incident occurs. We have ... read more

Twin brothers each bought a racehorse. Racehorses often have strange names, and the brothers were trying to think of names that would be unique, yet related.

Though the twins were born only a few minutes apart, the first twin was born on January 1st, and the second twin on January 2nd. They ... read more