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January 1 Jokes

The first thing I’m gonna say on January 1, 2021 is...

Hindsight is 2020.

A letter from Walmart

Dear Mrs. Samples:

Over the past six months, your husband, Royse Samples has been causing quite a commotion in our Lawton store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and, as a result, will ban your entire family from shopping in any of our stores if even one more incident occurs. We have ...

A Tail of Two Horses

Twin brothers each bought a racehorse. Racehorses often have strange names, and the brothers were trying to think of names that would be unique, yet related.

Though the twins were born only a few minutes apart, the first twin was born on January 1st, and the second twin on January 2nd. They ...

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Don't get scammed like me

Here is a scam....... Be careful!!!
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while at Home Depot. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20 year-olds girls come over to your car as you are loading your vehic...

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