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A doctor has been doing circumcisions for 30 years, and he's collected all the foreskins. (NSFW)

He has them all in a box, and decides he should do something with them. He takes them to a taxidermist and asks him to make something out of them.

A few weeks later, he returns to the taxidermist, who pulls out a small box and sets it on the counter. The doctor opens the box and there is a wa...

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off.

I've never heard a good circumcision joke.

They always get cut off right at the end.

The author of a number of vehemently anti-circumcision books goes to get a haircut...

Barber: “And what would you like?”

Author: “Just a little off the top please”

If you're ever getting a circumcision don't go for the cheap option

It's usually a rip off

A Jewish doctor responsible for performing circumcisions retires.

Instead of throwing out all the foreskins he's collected, he decides to take them to a seamstress so she can turn them into a souvenir of his long career.

He takes a few hundreds tips into the seamstress and leaves them with her, giving her a week to make something special.

Upon his re...

A local hospital is offering Black Friday specials on circumcisions.

Up to 50% off.

Does anyone know the latest age that someone could get a circumcision?

I just want to know the cutoff date.

Why did the priest not charge for doing circumcision's?

He got to keep the tips.

Why are discount circumcisions a bad idea?

It’s usually a total rip-off

Did you hear the zoo is hiring someone to perform elephant circumcisions?

The pay's not great, but the tips are pretty big.

I asked a rabbi about circumcision

So I was at my friends kids briss (circumcision cerenony) and they did the thing. Me not being Jewish I didnt really want to be there or even see why I had to be, but I digress. It got to the point for paperwork or whatever afterwards, and the rabbi says, "oh dont worry about it, the service was fre...

Circumcision is a painful procedure to inflict on a newborn.

After I was circumcised I couldn't walk for a year.

What did the Rabbi say as he was finishing up a circumcision?

It won't be long now.

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I had a friend that was born without eyelids, his doctor used the foreskin from his circumcision to make him some.

The surgery was a great success, he's just a little cock eyed.

Stephen Spielberg's Circumcision....

...the Directors Cut

How much is a circumcision

Nothing, they only accept tips

Did you hear about the Rabbi who got fired after a botched circumcision?

He got the sac.

My new job in the circumcision ward pays great and has great prospects...

20 skins a day and a chance to get ahead.

What does a cheap circumcision have in common with a really expensive one?

They’re both rip offs.

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Why did Jews start circumcision?

Because Jewish women can’t resist anything that’s 20% off.

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They say that circumcision doesn't hurt the baby...

But fuck me, I didn't walk for a year after.

You know what they say about getting cheap circumcisions.

It'll be a rip-off.

I preform circumcisions at the local synagogue.

The pay isnt that great, but I get to keep the tips.

The high prices in the stores are like a cheap circumcision...

A rip-off

If you rush a circumcision to be able to watch the start of a basketball game

You are quickly taking the tip off not to miss the tip off

A detective went for a circumcision.

It was a tip off.

Police have just received info about a dodgy doctor performing dangerous circumcisions

There must have been a tip off

I am seriously considering reversing my circumcision.

Anybody have any tips?

A Catholic bishop, a Baptist minister, and a Jewish Rabbi meet in a bar.

The three men sit next to each other and begin talking about life and the aspects of their various faiths. The town they all lived in was in a very heavily forrested area and after a couple of drinks the men have an idea.

Each man puts down a couple hundred bucks and they decide to have a com...

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job.

So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.”

“I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister,...

Why are circumcisions cheap in Israel?

Because rabbis work for tips.

Part Jewish here 🇮🇱

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"Thats a dick move"

said the newly converted Jew to the man performing the circumcision.

The longest circumcision in history

I had this mate and he used to go on about it his job all the time, you know the type? Work, work, work! Well this was particularly annoying in his case, as he was a professional circumciser.

I said to him one day do you enjoy your work? And off he went...

He said yes it’s a fantasti...

A rabbi performs a circumcision...

A rabbi performs a circumcision but, absentmindedly, puts the foreskin in his pocket.

After the ceremony, he joins the family to celebrate at a local restaurant.

As they are leaving, the rabbi finds the foreskin still in his pocket and comes back into the restaurant to dispose of it....

A Russian Doctor invented circumcision

Dr Ivan Karchakokov

Circumcision is popular because..

Jewish girls won't touch anything that is not 50 percent off.

I asked my Rabbi if he charged for his Circumcision.

He told me no he just keeps the tips.

I asked a person giving elephant circumcisions if they liked their job...

They said, "The pay isn't great, but the tips are big."

I found a doctor who would give me a discount on my son’s circumcision.

It was a ripoff.

My parents got me the cheapest circumcision available

It was a rip off

I took my kid in for a circumcision the other day and noticed they had a tip jar...

...it was disgusting.

I knew a rabbi who wouldn’t accept payment for circumcisions,

He only took tips

Rabbis don't make a lot of money during circumcisions

At least they get to keep the tips

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A mohel (guy who does circumcisions) is retiring after a long 50 year career...

A mohel (guy who does circumcisions) is retiring after a long 50 year career...

For shits and giggles, every time he did a circumcision he saved the foreskin and put in a giant jar he kept in the back of his office. After 50 years he has a full jar of foreskins, and he figures he can use them...

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I was talking to a circumcision doctor the other day.

He said the pay was shit but he got to keep the tips.

Circumcisions are painful.

When I got mine right after I was born, I couldn't walk for nearly a year

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