The Mongolians are afraid that the Queen will still be alive on the 21st April 2026.

Because then she'll be a Hun dread.

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On 30th April 1945, Hitler's wife went up to him and asked

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Thank goodness it's April 2nd

I had 4 pregnancy scares yesterday. They all turned out to be pranks. Please don't tell my wife.

Little Johnny was 5 years old and born blind.

Little Jonny was 5 years old and born blind. One evening as his mother puts him to bed she says to him, "Jonny, tomorrow is a very special day: if you pray extra hard tonight God will grant you the miracle of sight". Super excited, Jonny jumps back out of bed, clasps his hands together and begin to ...

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Let us celebrate the birthday of Logan Paul!

april fools you piece of shit

Who’s job is it to announce the end of April?

Billy “May’s here”

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Sometimes I think I was actually born on April 1st

Because my life is a fucking joke

Why do Native Americans hate April?

April showers bring may flowers. And may flowers bring white people

I don’t care if Caitlin Jenner identifies as a woman,

but April identifying as January is crossing the line.

April 15, 2019 is the date the Notre Dame cathedral....

Ex-spired.

Why is World Autism Day after April Fools’ Day?

Because it takes longer for them to get the joke.

April Fools!

girl: babe I'm pregnant you're the father

guy: can't fool me it's April's Fools Day!

girl: haha! got me! you're not the father

Doctors have the most fun on April Fools.

Doctor: "i'm sorry to say you've got lung cancer."


Patient: [tearing up] "oh god, no!"

Doctor: "Sorry to say it because it's not true, lol April Fools!"

Patient: [angry] "What the hell?"

Doctor: "Yeah, pranked you, the cancer's in your pancreas."

April Fools Day............

The day every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story.

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So it turns out my mom’s birthday, April 18, is national piñata day

She sure is gonna be surprised when we shove candy up her ass and beat the shit out of her!

What's the worst part about April Fools?

Jokes without punchlines

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims!

Credit to my 5yo daughter who just told me that one. She can’t read so I’m relatively sure she didn’t find it here.

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April and Sunday School

I’m not sure if this is original, but my buddy texted me it.
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slep...

What’s the only difference between Valentine’s Day and April fools?

I don’t get my hopes up when April fools comes around

CNN Made a Joke Article for April Fools

Just another day in the office.

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Why does May come after April?

Because that's when Parliament is *really* gonna fuck her.

What’s green and comes in April?

Donatello

Why doesn’t April ever eat with the other months?

It starts off fool

What was the worst april fools day joke?

Well logan paul was born in 1995.

Why do fewer people get asked out on dates after April?

Because no ones got confidence in May

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It's a healthy relationship

My wife told me that she wanted to give me a deepthroat blowjob today.

"Really!" I exclaimed.

"No," She said, "April Foogargagggrraggggle."

That'll teach her to try and be funny...

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Going to be a father in April and remembered this classic:

A new machine had come out in the medicine field and a doctor was working with a pregnant couple that wanted to participate in the clinical trials.

"This machine," he says, "once hooked up to the mother will make it so she feels none of the pain, but the father will have to endure all of it."...

So it's April 2nd

And my wife's still pregnant...

I just ran over my dog.

April fools! I don't know whose dog it was.

What did the first person to get "April Fooled" say?

Jesus! I thought you were dead!

Did you know the first Easter and ther first April Fools Day coincided as well?

The founder of both was a real trickster... He faked his own death!

(I feel like I should put a note here: this is not to mock religion... It's just a joke. If this offends you please get a sense of humor.)

For April fools my girlfriend replaced my alphabits with Cheerios.

I have no words to say how angry I am.

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Donald Trump said, "I declare April as Sexual Assault Awareness month."

His aide said, "So what do think are some good ways to prevent it?"

Trump replied, "Prevent it?"

Easter is on April 1st this year.

Where we remember the original April fools joke performed by Jesus himself.

Today is April Fools day so question everything and trust no one.

Basically...it's reddit day.

An Alaskan was on trial in Anchorage.

The prosecutor leaned menacingly toward him and asked:



“Where were you on the night of October to April?”

Easter this year is April Fools Day

Just remember that so you don't fall for any crazy stories like people coming back from the dead.

The last time Easter fell on April Fool’s Day...

...Jesus tricked everybody by making them think he was dead for two days.

As an April fools joke, I told my SO that I was pregnant...

...sadly she didn't fall for it.

This April fools, I decided to swipe right on only the ugly people on Tinder and then burn them.

Still no matches.

If April showers bring May flowers, what does April snow bring?

Incredulous Facebook posts about the arrival of spring.

JUNE (to Yoda): Do you think April will march in the parade?

YODA: March April may, June.

Timmy's April Fool's joke

The day is April 1st, and Timmy wanted to play an April Fool's joke on his mom.
His mom comes home from work, and Timmy rushes to her.

"Mommy! Mommy!" He says, frantically.

"What is it, Timmy?" She asks.

"Dad hanged himself in the garage!"

The mom screams, then rushes...

In April of 1620, it rained. That same year, the Pilgrims arrived.

I suppose the saying is true. April showers bring Mayflowers.

Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?

June bugs.

What do June bugs bring? Small grub-eating mammals, wasps, and endoparasitoid pyrgotidae flies.

Nobody pranked me on the 1st of April....

....but that's fine, my life is already a joke.

The Darkest Joke I Know

A boy is blind from the day he is born, Never knowing his mothers face never knowing colors and never knowing anything except what he can feel, smell, hear, or touch.

One night the boy is in his bedroom when his mother comes in and sits down on the bed beside him, she says "Sweetie I have som...

April 1st Operation

(Doctor walks out of operation room. A man quickly reached the doctor.)

"How's my wife? How's my baby?"

"Well your wife is okay, but... Your baby... umm..."

(Man starts crying)

"APRIL FOOLS! HAHAHA! Jokes on you!" (laugh)

(Man starts laughing with the doctor.)
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We can always count on /r/jokes on April 1st...

for not making jokes like the rest of the subreddits.

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