I stopped vaccinating my kids because I wasn't comfortable jamming a needle into their arms.
Now I get my Doctor to do it.
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Saw a group of Sikh men jamming out to heavy metal the other day
They were definitely Down With The Sikhness
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So there's a farm. On this farm, there's a cow, a chicken, and a horse, and the three of them are best friends.
They do just about everything together. And one day, they're sitting at the window of the house, and the farmer's kid is watching MTV, and they're watching it, and they hear the music, and the horse says "you know what? I'm gonna learn how to do that."
So the horse calls up Guitar Center, and...
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I don’t vaccinate my kids because I don’t feel safe jamming a needle into their arm.
I’d rather have a professional do it
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Did I ever tell you guys about the time I was admitted to hospital after jamming my cock up my nose? The nurse asked why I did it.
Fuck nose.
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My printer is playing music
I think the papers are jamming again
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I was confused when my printer started making music
Until i realized the paper was... jamming.
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