If everything goes well it’s thanks to it but if something goes wrong it’s your fault.
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations,
the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be d...
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
Remember when the UK was part of the European Union?
I remember it like it was yesterday
What do the European Union and the European Onion have in common?
They both make people cry when they're chopped up.
WHEN A FLY FALLS INTO A CUP OF COFFEE
WHEN A FLY FALLS INTO A CUP OF COFFEE . . . The Italian – throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of rage. The German – carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new cup of coffee. The Frenchman – takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee. The Chinese – eats the fly a...
The year 2192
The year is 2192. The British Prime Minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline. He leaves a ceremonial letter. For reasons lost in time, this letter is always unsigned. Ceremonial garb includes a suit that looks like it was made for a someone of an entirely different si...
What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?
Exit the European Union.
I was talking to a girl about the establishment of the 4th Reich when a girl told me that I was being politically incorrect
Apparently the proper term is "European Union"