The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations,

the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be d...

The European Union started with a dream

To have an English policeman, a German engineer, a French lover, and Italian cook, and everything organized by the Swiss.

However, the reality is more like a German policeman, an English cook, a Swiss lover, a French engineer, and everything organized by the Italians

What do the European Union and the European Onion have in common?

They both make people cry when they're chopped up.

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

I was talking to a girl about the establishment of the 4th Reich when a girl told me that I was being politically incorrect

Apparently the proper term is "European Union"