Marriage involves three rings

The engagement ring , the wedding ring and the suffe-ring

My job involves drilling holes into the earth

It's well boring

Yoda and Luke are walking through the swamp. Part of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff ledge, but today, there's a long break in the ledge they can't cross.

"Something for this, I have." Yoda says.

He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape. He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.

When they get back to Yoda's hovel, t...

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I just found out that cock-fighting involves chickens

Well that's 12 months of training wasted

What kind of business involves boiling knees, elbows and shoulders in vats of water?

A joint stock company

My summer job in high school involves getting up at 1 in the morning with a glass of water and a paintbrush.

It isn’t very high paying, but I make dew.

My friends job involves cloning the DNA of trains.

But I just call him a genetic engineer.

The only diet I seem to be able to stick to is the one that just involves saying no to food.

"Is that enough chips for you?"

"No."

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So apparently “cockfighting” involves chickens

I am livid! All those years of training for nothing!!!

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A man dies an goes to Hell. The devil shows him around and tells him he has to pick his forever torture

They check out the different options. The devil explains to him that he only gets to view three choices and once he chooses, he can't change his mind.

The devil shows him the first room in which there is a group of people pushing a very large crank and being whipped at the same time with no b...

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I just learned today that cock fighting involves two roosters...

...well there goes a year and a half of intense training.

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There was a bamboo stalk and a corn stalk who lived in the same neighborhood. The corn didn't really know the bamboo but the bamboo liked to watch the corn and sometimes follow him. The bamboo sometimes said "Sup my HUSKY bro". One day the corn turns around and yells at the bamboo, "STOP STALKING M...

A threesome involves three people. A twosome involves two.

I guess that's why everybody keeps calling me handsome.

Skinny dipping involves a swimming pool.

Fat dipping involves a ranch cup and chicken nuggets.

What kind of math involves trees?

The ones that stump you

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My preferred method for making liquor involves using my rectum.

It's a little unconventional, butt still.

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

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I've recently found this incredibly difficult mobile game, that involves matching things. I wish I could turn down the difficulty setting.

Whatever this "Tinder" thing is, it's kicking my ass.

Why are the Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

Working on a new type of martial arts that involves taking money from Hispanics..

called TakeJuan'sDough.

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I found a great way to lose weight and it involves sitting down

awww; nevermind it's a shitty idea

What do you call a fender bender that involves two airplanes?

A winger dinger.

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