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Yoda and Luke are walking through the swamp. Part of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff ledge, but today, there’s a long break in the ledge they can’t cross...

“Something for this I have.” Yoda says. He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.

He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.

When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, th...

A threesome involves three people. A twosome involves two.

I guess that's why everybody keeps calling me handsome.

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I just found out that cock fighting involves chickens

There's a year of my life I'll never get back!

What do you call an event that involves money?

An occurrency!

Marriage involves three rings.

The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering.

I've developed my own style of martial arts that involves defenestration.

I call it Yeet Kune Do.

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I just found out that cock-fighting involves chickens

Well that's 12 months of training wasted

My job involves drilling holes into the earth

It's well boring

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So apparently “cockfighting” involves chickens

I am livid! All those years of training for nothing!!!

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

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I just learned today that cock fighting involves two roosters...

...well there goes a year and a half of intense training.

My friends job involves cloning the DNA of trains.

But I just call him a genetic engineer.

Skinny dipping involves a swimming pool.

Fat dipping involves a ranch cup and chicken nuggets.

What kind of math involves trees?

The ones that stump you

A new experimental punishment for child molesters involves chaining them to electricity-producing machines and having them work 24/7

Researcers hope to be able to generate multiple pedowatts of power.

What kind of business involves boiling knees, elbows and shoulders in vats of water?

A joint stock company

I love February because it contains two of my favorite annual events

Groundhog Day, and the State of the Union Address.


One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a notoriously unreliable mammal for prognostication with no basis in reality. The other involves a groundhog.

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My preferred method for making liquor involves using my rectum.

It's a little unconventional, butt still.

The only diet I seem to be able to stick to is the one that just involves saying no to food.

"Is that enough chips for you?"

"No."

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The world fossil fuel industry was shocked by the scandalous public exposure of LITERAL underground "swingers parties". The scandal allegedly involves numerous lustful Coal Union members including prospectors, colliers, dredgers, excavators, and sappers...

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My summer job in high school involves getting up at 1 in the morning with a glass of water and a paintbrush.

It isn’t very high paying, but I make dew.

(This is not a joke) I'm a linguistic researcher that is working on the semiotic of jokes and need help to find exemples of a particular type of joke.

Hi, I hope this is not against the rules but I need help for a research paper centered around jokes, and this obviously looks like a good place for that.

I am working on linguistic structuralism to try to find the linguistic value of surprise in a joke. (I'm simplifying a lot, but i can expla...

Why are the Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

I'm developing a new sport that involves a ball, shotput, discus, and javelins.

I'm calling it a game of throwns.

Working on a new type of martial arts that involves taking money from Hispanics..

called TakeJuan'sDough.

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I've recently found this incredibly difficult mobile game, that involves matching things. I wish I could turn down the difficulty setting.

Whatever this "Tinder" thing is, it's kicking my ass.

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