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Toxin Jokes

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

TIL Dolphins deliberately get high on the nerve toxins of puffer fish by chewing on them and passing it around

Talk about ‘puff puff pass’, amirite?

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You already know the legend of the Foo Bird...

...named after its purportedly plaintive cries of "Foo! Foo!" but renowned for its feces, which is said to become a deadly toxin on the skin upon exposure to air, giving us to the common piece of wisdom, "If the Foo shits, wear it."

However you may not know about the brave explorers who set o...

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all the organs in the body decide to have a meeting

to decide who should be in charge. Brain talked about being the decision make.Heart reminded everyone he sent nutrient and oxygen throughout the body. Lung talked about being the one supplying body with oxygen. When it is time for rectum to make its case, all the organs simply laugh at him. In anger...

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