If sharing a drink using a same straw is considered an indirect kiss

Then jacking off using your hand right after shaking a girl's hand is an indirect handjob

I noticed that I am quite a mature person, ever since I stopped making indirect comments about others.

Unlike some others that I know.

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A man wanted to kiss his date

Her mouth smelled like shit
He said your mouth smells like shit
She got upset and left.
The man’s friend advised him to not be blunt and ask her indirectly: “did you eat onions today, or have you been to the dentist”

On the following date her mouth smelled like shit and the man asked...

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A man with three testicles went to the hospital...

He was too shy to speak up, so the doctor suggested: “Try using indirect words”.

Finally encouraged, the man revealed: “Your balls and mine, put together will make five”.

The doctor gasped and exclaimed: “What? You have FOUR balls?!”

Husband went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing.

Husband went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing.

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home...

Sergeant: What is her height?

Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant: Weight...

In a small town in America, a person decided to open up his bar business, which was right opposite to a church

The church & its congregation started a campaign to block the bar from opening with petitions and prayed daily against his business.
Work progressed. However, when it was almost complete and was about to open a few days later, a strong lightning struck the bar and it was burnt to the ground. ...

A Pope and a lawyer meet by the Pearly Gates.

A Lawyer and the Pope died at the same time, both went to heaven.
They were met at the Pearly Gate by St. Peter who conducted them to their rooms.
The Pope's room was spartan with bare floor, army cot for a bed, and a single bulb for light.
They came to the Lawyer's room.
It was huge...

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A man had three balls

A man had three testicles. Everyday he thought about going to the doctor, but was worried about his condition reaching the news.

Later, he finally made up his mind and went to the doctor, but planned to tell him indirectly. When he went there, he told the doctor:

"My amount of balls pl...

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