How do you tell an African from an Indian elephant?
The ears. Lift them up and whisper “Where you from?”.
There is a restaurant that advertises that it will serve you anything you want, but if they can't, then they will gift you $5000 as an apology.
A man passing by sees this message advertised at the entrance, and believes this to be bullshiet, but decides to try it out anyway.
He enters and a waiter takes him to a table. The waiter asks, "What would you like to eat today, sir?"
Man: "I would like an elephant's ear and a muffin ...
A cop was interviewing a witness to a bank robbery...
Cop: Did you see the robbers?
Witness: Sort of. There were three guys wearing ski masks and an elephant.
Cop: An elephant?!
Witness: Yeah, an elephant.
Cop: Was it an African or Indian elephant?
Witness: I didn't ask where it was from.
Cop: No, Afric...
Ghandi is my role model
Everyone knows about Gandhi. Pacifist, role model of MLK, and arguably the most important man in the movement of Indian independence. Of course, aside from his upstanding character, he did have a multitude of physical flaws. As an Indian peasant, he rarely wore shoes because he was too poor to affor...