Two martians stare at a descending spacecraft.

One of them mutters:

"It seems that the American subspecies has finally reached our home planet. I really hope they mean no harm to us."

The other, terrified:

"Oh god, please tell me we don't have oil."

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My friend, who studies mice, wanted a specific rodent to complete his collection.

He asked me to find one for him. I searched far and wide for a homosexual rodent of the Ming subspecies (that was his request).

After a few months, I found a rodent that matched his request. But when I gave it to him, he slapped me.

I was shocked. "Why did you slap me?", I asked out of...

Some people say telling a joke about chavs is as bad as racism

Nonsense chavs aren't a race. They're a subspecies

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