White Elephant Jokes

An old farmer is tending his crop one day when he spies a white elephant trampling the edge of his field. He knows that there are four different types of elephants in his area: red elephants, blue elephants, purple elephants, and white elephants.

To kill a blue elephant you use a blue elep... read more

This joke was in a book I had as a young child, probably from the 70s or 80s. It's so ridiculous, I remember it to this day.


Q: How do you kill a blue elephant?

A: Shoot it with a blue elephant gun.



Q: How do you kill a white elephant?


A: Hold its nose un... read more

How do you kill a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a white elephant?

Choke it until it becomes blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

...if God was attending an ironic white elephant gift exchange.

...dressed in a tiny tuxedo and approached the desk of first loan officer he saw.

"Good afternoon, madam. I am Francis the frog and I'd like to take out a $5000 loan."

The loan officer sat stunned for a moment then shrugged and smiled, "I'm Patti Black and I'll be happy to assist you. ... read more