The restaurant was practically empty, save for them. The man and the woman sat in silence, each waiting for the other to begin.
The man started.
"H-Hi." **Oh god, I sound like an idiot.**
"...Hi." *My Voice! Please come out!*
"So...uh...um...do w-weather?" **What is wrong...
A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost
He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, "Can you please help me, I don't know what Hole I'm on."
She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6."
He thanked her and continued playing golf.
Later, he got lost again.
He saw the same lady and...
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