Blackbeard is in the bath and he finds 10 new moles on his back.
Being a health concious pirate, he books an appointment with his dermatologist to get them checked out. The dermatologist takes a look and says "Well, cap'n, i've done a thorough examination and i'm pretty sure they're benign"
Blackbeard replies "Arrrrrr, can ye check again? I'm sure ...
My niece was upset when I told her that she's benign. She told me that she was actually ten and that I had terrible grammar.
I told her I meant no harm.
What does "benign" mean?
Benign is what you be after you be eight.
What's the difference between a Benign Cancer Cell and Malignant Cancer Cell?
One of them has an existential crisis.
A pirate goes to the doctor and say, "I have moles on me back aaarrrghh."
The doctor: "It's ok, they're benign."
Pirate: "Count again, I think there be ten!"
What did the doctor say to the woman with seven tumors?
Tumor would benign
A pirate walks into a doctor's surgery.
"Avast, sawbones," he growls, "I wants ye to look at the moles on me back. I think they might be of the cancerin' kind."
The doctor has a look at the pirate's back. "It's OK," he says, "they're benign."
"Arrr... look again," says the pirate, "I'm pretty sure there be ten."
I've heard like seven cancer jokes today...
If I hear tumor it's gonna benign.
How many pathologists does it take to diagnose a malignancy?
10....because one less would benign.
C3PO, Luke Skywalker, and Han Solo are taken prisoner on an alien planet
The Millennium Falcon had to make an emergency stop on an uncharted planet. The trio is greeted by a hostile alien race and placed in a horrendous prison.
After some time they are taken in the night to some kind of tribunal where they are told that all outsiders are regarded as evil demons an...
A pirate goes to the doctor..
'Thar be strange moles on me back' Doctors has a look. 'They're benign' 'Check again matey,I counted 10'
A pirate goes into a doctor's office.
He asks the doctor to inspect his back because he happened to find some lumps there. After careful examination, the doctor tells the pirate, "Don't worry. They're benign," to which the pirate replied, "Aargh, check them again. I reckon there at least be ten."