What's the difference between a Benign Cancer Cell and Malignant Cancer Cell?
One of them has an existential crisis.
A pirate goes to the doctor and say, "I have moles on me back aaarrrghh."
The doctor: "It's ok, they're benign."
Pirate: "Count again, I think there be ten!"
Why was the eight year old cancer patient so excited for their birthday?
They were ready to benign
A pirate walks into a doctor's surgery.
"Avast, sawbones," he growls, "I wants ye to look at the moles on me back. I think they might be of the cancerin' kind."
The doctor has a look at the pirate's back. "It's OK," he says, "they're benign."
"Arrr... look again," says the pirate, "I'm pretty sure there be ten."
How many pathologists does it take to diagnose a malignancy?
10....because one less would benign.
I've had a tumor in me for over 8 years now
Tomorrow it benign
I've heard like seven cancer jokes today...
If I hear tumor it's gonna benign.
A pirate goes to a doctor...
A pirate goes to a doctor, worried that the moles on his back might be cancerous. The doctor inspects them.
"It's ok," he says. "They're benign."
The pirate replies "Check 'em again matey, I think there be at least ten!"
(sorry if repost, haven't seen it on this sub)
Why is no one scary the day before turning ten?
Because they benign
A pirate goes to the doctor..
'Thar be strange moles on me back' Doctors has a look. 'They're benign' 'Check again matey,I counted 10'
C3PO, Luke Skywalker, and Han Solo are taken prisoner on an alien planet
The Millennium Falcon had to make an emergency stop on an uncharted planet. The trio is greeted by a hostile alien race and placed in a horrendous prison.
After some time they are taken in the night to some kind of tribunal where they are told that all outsiders are regarded as evil demons an...
A pirate goes into a doctor's office.
He asks the doctor to inspect his back because he happened to find some lumps there. After careful examination, the doctor tells the pirate, "Don't worry. They're benign," to which the pirate replied, "Aargh, check them again. I reckon there at least be ten."